Is Your Dog Involved in a Sex Scandal?

This is funny! –Kim

How to Tell if Your Dog is Involved in a Sex Scandal...

This is funny!

For Your Computer...

Cute pictures, and they DO get the job done! –Kim

Free Screen Cleaners

Take your pick!

Frozen Corgi Pandas

Here's a really cute video that I thought I would pass on... –Kim

Can't move! We're stuck!

These dogs in costume are not amused. You probably think dressing up your animal as another animal is adorable and hilarious, but did you ever ask your pets how they felt about it? These Corgis don't think it's all that funny, thank you very much.
 
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqiE9CFJ4GI

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Also, see: How to Win a Costume Contest

Bathtime Fun!

Here's a really cute video that I thought I would pass on. –Kim

Bathtime Fun! Super Cute

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMuZdN84PJg

 

Dogs Make the Best Valentines

Here's a cute "Top 10" list about Valentines Day with your "best friend"! –Kim

10 Reasons Dogs Make the Best Valentines

Whether you've got a (human) sweetheart or not this February 14th, we all know the doggone truth: dogs make the best valentines! Read our Top 10 reasons why, and then tell us what makes your dog is the perfect valentine!

10. A dog never complains when you want to spend the night on the couch in sweatpants watching a New Girl marathon.

9. What five pound weight gain? Your dog didn't notice – or say anything when you sucked in your stomach on the scale.

8. Not only does your dog not mind eating leftovers, he actually prefers it.

7. You don't have to be self-conscious about needing a pedicure when a dog licks your toes.

6. Your morning breath is never going to be as bad as your dog's.

5. Your big, strong dog makes you feel safer than any alarm system.

4. Your dog will happily listen to you complain about your boss's/mother's/ex's wardrobe for the millionth time.

3. Your dog doesn't judge you for needing to slow down and take a breather on your run together; he's just happy to spend time with you.

2. Dogs don't steal the blankets at night. They do, however, fart in bed – so consider yourself warned!

1. No one in the universe loves you more than your dog.

Source: http://www.alettertomydog.com/tag/valentines-day/
© 2012 A Letter To My Dog

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Also, see: Yummy Valentine Dog Treats

Here's another cute video that I thought I would pass on for Christmas. –Kim

Puppy Christmas

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Also, see: Sleep in Heavenly Peace

Silly Song

Here's a cute video that I thought I would pass on. Share this with the kids! –Kim

VeggieTales:
The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Source: Silly Songs with Larry
 

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Also, see: Veggie Tales

Dancing Dog Goes Viral!

Here's a very funny video that I thought I would pass on! –Kim

Wiggle it, Nathan!

This adorable hairless pooch (Chinese crested) is from Bald is Beautiful...

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Also, see:

• Nathan's Cupid Shuffle
• Dancing Nathan's Facebook Page

Puppy Easter

How cute! –Kim

Puppy Easter

Source: Life with Dogs

The Wrong Automation

A couple of fun videos... –Kim

If You Own a Dog, Stick with an Upright Vacuum

Let's be Friends!

Here are some sweet pictures that I thought I would pass on... –Kim

Best Friends Forever

She Doesn't Answer the Phone

Here's a really humorous letter that I think you'll enjoy... –Kim

Harboring an Unlicensed Dog

In 1951, E.B. White — the novelist responsible for, most notably, Charlotte's Web and Stuart Little — was accused by the ASPCA of not paying his dog tax and, as a result, "harboring" an unlicensed dog. He responded by way of the following delightful letter.

Source: Letters of a Nation; Image: E.B. White with his dachshund, Minnie, via Mister Crew.

12 April 1951

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
York Avenue and East 92nd Street
New York, 28, NY

Dear Sirs:

I have your letter, undated, saying that I am harboring an unlicensed dog in violation of the law. If by "harboring" you mean getting up two or three times every night to pull Minnie's blanket up over her, I am harboring a dog all right. The blanket keeps slipping off. I suppose you are wondering by now why I don't get her a sweater instead. That's a joke on you. She has a knitted sweater, but she doesn't like to wear it for sleeping; her legs are so short they work out of a sweater and her toenails get caught in the mesh, and this disturbs her rest. If Minnie doesn't get her rest, she feels it right away. I do myself, and of course with this night duty of mine, the way the blanket slips and all, I haven't had any real rest in years. Minnie is twelve.

In spite of what your inspector reported, she has a license. She is licensed in the State of Maine as an unspayed bitch, or what is more commonly called an "unspaded" bitch. She wears her metal license tag but I must say I don't particularly care for it, as it is in the shape of a hydrant, which seems to me a feeble gag, besides being pointless in the case of a female. It is hard to believe that any state in the Union would circulate a gag like that and make people pay money for it, but Maine is always thinking of something. Maine puts up roadside crosses along the highways to mark the spots where people have lost their lives in motor accidents, so the highways are beginning to take on the appearance of a cemetery, and motoring in Maine has become a solemn experience, when one thinks mostly about death. I was driving along a road near Kittery the other day thinking about death and all of a sudden I heard the spring peepers. That changed me right away and I suddenly thought about life. It was the nicest feeling.

You asked about Minnie's name, sex, breed, and phone number. She doesn't answer the phone. She is a dachshund and can't reach it, but she wouldn't answer it even if she could, as she has no interest in outside calls. I did have a dachshund once, a male, who was interested in the telephone, and who got a great many calls, but Fred was an exceptional dog (his name was Fred) and I can't think of anything offhand that he wasn't interested in. The telephone was only one of a thousand things. He loved life — that is, he loved life if by "life" you mean "trouble," and of course the phone is almost synonymous with trouble. Minnie loves life, too, but her idea of life is a warm bed, preferably with an electric pad, and a friend in bed with her, and plenty of shut-eye, night and days. She's almost twelve. I guess I've already mentioned that. I got her from Dr. Clarence Little in 1939. He was using dachshunds in his cancer-research experiments (that was before Winchell was running the thing) and he had a couple of extra puppies, so I wheedled Minnie out of him. She later had puppies by her own father, at Dr. Little's request. What do you think about that for a scandal? I know what Fred thought about it. He was some put out.

Sincerely yours,
E.B. White

Source: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/02/she-doesnt-answer-phone.html

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Also, see:
Recommended Books/DVDs

Guilty Dog is Guilty

Here's a really cute video... –Kim

Who Made this Mess?

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSygG2FnuRc

If I Didn't Have a Dog...

Here are some great quotes that I thought I would pass on...hope you can relate! –Kim

I came across this on the Web this week:

"Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened."

If I Didn't Have a Dog...

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture and cars would be free of hair.

When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.

When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with numerous veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grand kids through college.

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.

My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere.

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.

I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading 'mud' season.

I would not have to answer the question: 'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.

How EMPTY my life would be!!!

Source: http://karendecoster.com/until-one-has-loved-an-animal-part-of-their-soul-remains-unawakened.html

Doggie Piano Solo

Here's another really cute video...too cute! –Kim

Piano Dog Solo

This little guy just gives it everything he's got!

Imagine you are a singer and you accompany yourself on the piano. You have a small dog who is your constant companion and watches as you rehearse. Got the picture?

Now, imagine that you must be away for a few hours and leave the dog alone at home.

Here is what happened while you were away.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36a_mDW7FKY

Sick Puppy

Awww, this is sweet! –Kim

Sick Puppy...Poor Thing!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YC05NG-pgo

Static Dog

Here's a really cute video that I thought I would pass on... –Kim

Static Dog

Bizarre New Dog Breeds

Here's a cute post I'm sure you'll find entertaining! –Kim

Bizarre New Dog Breeds (Humor)
By: Maria Goodavage

Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds? Dogster's Watch Dog sent me the following the other day, and I had to share it with you. The breeds are not exactly AKC approved, but I think that's a good thing, don't you?

• They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
• They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
• They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.
• They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.
• They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
• They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog that's fresh and clean.
• They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
• They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
• They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by...oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
• They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
• They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
• They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a...uhh, I'll get back to you on that....

Source: http://dogblog.dogster.com/2011/07/22/bizarre-new-dog-breeds/

A Couple Cute Dog Videos

Here are a couple of really cute videos that I thought I would pass on... –Kim

Puppy Fakes Her Own Death while Playing
Wow, what an actress!

Which is the Guilty Dog?
This is just too cute!

The New Puppy

Here's a really cute pic that I thought I would pass on...how true to life! –Kim

I guess I'll just sleep over here, then...

Source: http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2MZUb4/www.helloadorable.com/blogs/helloadorable/i-guess-ill-just-sleep-over-here-then-552